shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

Shuffle

To avoid answering a question directly by beating around the bush or subtly changing the subject; A string of white lies put together to convince a third party you know what you are talking about.

Do you really know what you're talking about, or are you shuffling?
Dude, quite shuffling and tell me straight up.
I've learned to shuffle so well that everyone believes I know what I'm talking about.
...now that is how you shuffle to get out of a situation.

by co1212 March 25, 2017

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

shufflepaw

Dogs who walk by dragging there paws along the ground without lifting them up fully.

My dog does that shufflepaw thing where she doesn't lift her paws from the ground when she walks. She's either lazy or something is wrong with her.

by Telly Phone September 25, 2017

Shuffle Whiplash

Hearing two extremely different generas of music back to back, most commonly in a randomized playlist

"Dude, I had this playlist going, and it played Barry Manilow and then Motorhead."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."

by Accidental Cosmonaut May 12, 2018

shuffle sk8ing

Shuffle Sk8ing (shuffle skating) is a type of rave dance derived of ghetto house music. @mookyshuffler coined the term as a portmanteau of skateboard tricks and Melbourne shuffling.

"Dude! Did you see Mooky shuffle sk8ing today?"

"Bro, that shuffle sk8er had some sweet moves."
"Ya'll tryna go shuffle sk8?"

by michael jamison March 27, 2021

Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!

by Gee37 May 31, 2009