Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 21, 2011

Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.

"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."

by Shrubbery August 2, 2013

b0dy shrub

A group chat that was originated as a fan club but grew to much more. Since the beginning more than 15 people have been in and out and is the most known group chat in Johnson county. Often used for sending homework, fucking with people, or just talking about random stuff. Often referred to as "the shrub". Some members are more involved than others, while some people claim to just be in it for homework, others claim it to be a lifestyle.

"hey did you have the science homework?"
"yeah it's in b0dy shrub"

by I<3joco January 22, 2017

shoulder shrug

When you are being fake and you smile and say "it is fine, "you look nice", "I don't mind" And shoulder shrug. In the South it is "Bless your heart"

"She's nice" ( shoulder shrug)

by Shoulder shrug April 19, 2018

burning shrubs

Smoking some tasty nugs, or smoking the gange, or puffing the chiba. Laymans terms, smoking marijuana

Give me a minute, I'm burning shrubs at the moment.

by shrub burner February 6, 2018

Mexican Shrug

A body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s woes.

"Did you not see the no smoking sign?"

"No Halba English"

"Performs the Mexican Shrug"

by Adub310 June 3, 2018

mike shrubb

a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.

Dude, he caught that car on fire.

Yeah, that’s what a mike shrubb does.

by rrrrehskfbs April 24, 2020