Boner Shock

1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.

2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.

1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.

2. Same shit here.

by Arcane Master March 18, 2015

Shocka Con

Somebody with jacked up hair

Person 1-Look at kierrahs hair today

Person 2- SHOCKA CON!!

by Shockaconists November 7, 2009

crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.

Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!

by Ocktavius April 19, 2006

shock the world

The act of putting the index and middle finger in the whole of the vagina, while putting the pinky finger in the ass hole.

Sam decided to shock the world of Sammi, he should wash his hands.

by 72u9qb2f90wf April 14, 2014

Shockies

That feeling that you get in your stomach (and/or random other parts of your anatomy)when you are around that special someone.

Girl A: Do you like him alot?
Girl B: Yeah, he totally gives me the shockies!

by XxbrpunkxX October 27, 2004

the shocker

point , middle and pinky finger up, ring finger down. two in the pink and one in the stink. one finger in her ass and the other to in her pussy

albert told me that cristy never saw it coming when he gave her the shocker.

by gus gus February 25, 2004

pop culture shock

When a person is out of the loop or not up to date on pop culture, and your attempts to explain them just confuse them even more.

Guy #1: did you see that paris hilton sex tape?
Guy #2: someone made a sex tape at the hilton in paris?
Guy #1: you don't know paris hilton? geez pop culture shock

by parishiltonisaperson May 5, 2010