sebastian

a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3

"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*

"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"

by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021

Sebastian

Relatively successful in some engineering field and probably graduated from a prestigious school. Despite this is always feeling inadequate and behinds in life.
Is on the spectrum and has a quirky way of speaking at times, sometimes distant but also very affectionate.
Will dance randomly at times and say random things.
Did i mention on the spectrum?
I've been missing my friends since I moved back home to work remote and save money, hurts a lil, kinda sad.

Awe, i miss CB! (sebastian).

by seabassR5 November 22, 2021

Sebastian

The sexiest man alive, has massive muscles and is a total lady pleaser who can satisfy all women especially that Sebastian Parfitt guy who’s snapchat is SebParf2003 and Instagram is SebParfitt

Girl 1: I think I’m going to pass out I just saw the sexiest person ever and had multiple orgasms by looking at him
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian

by Spoodermaan69420 November 23, 2021

Sebastian

The biggest Fboy in high school. He thinks he is so cool and have the biggest Ego. Though once you get to know a Sebastian they aren't to bad.

Have you heard Sebastian is one the football team?

by James widdick November 23, 2021

Sebastian

Someone who fusks mice, owls and mealworms

1:"Why is he eating Morten Mealworm?"
2:"Idk. His name is probably sebastian

by HEjEHj November 23, 2021

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025