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Sebastian

A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.
"Wait, who was that bean-pole pimple-covered ass that walked past us?"
"Ew. It was Sebastian."
by R771592 July 9, 2021
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Sebastian

Perfect in every way such as athletics, academics and romance. The most good looking being alive. Also gay.
Your friends with Sebastian???
Yeah he’s so cool, he’s pretty gay tho
by _oneandonly November 21, 2021
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Sebastian

Sebastian is a full sender except when it comes to girls he is the biggest pussy out there. He hates soccer but will support any friends he has who are playing. He is outgoing except when he is tired but almost all the time he sends it to the max. Sebastians usually look great with frosty tips but he matches the complete snowboarder vibe. His type of girl is one that’s also somewhat outgoing or one who is open to try new things. Hey loves a girl who snowboards or sails. He is handsome very dark sense of humour and overall a panty dropper. He is shy when it comes to girls and will often give a friendly vibe to anyone but has a hard time with the ladies
Guy1: did u here about Sebastian
Guy 2: no what did he do
Guy1: he jumped off of a 20ft Clift on his snowboard
by Larget3stical November 4, 2019
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Sebastian

The type of nigga you would bend over and destroy on a guard rail
YOOO i just railed Sebastian it was so hot!
by fabijfbpw;nf November 20, 2023
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Sebastian Hajek

Most precious person on world and the most unique boy ever.
by sebzs November 10, 2022
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