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Double Butt Scrub 

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!

Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
Double Butt Scrub by ungabunga August 22, 2008
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Cheeky Scrub 

Cheeky scrub's 2 basewords are cheeky, which is a fancy way of saying fucking, and scrub, which is a fancy way of saying bitch.

Cheeky Scrub means fucking bitch.
Cheeky Scrub by YaBoiScorpion January 20, 2016
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donkey scrub

"Don't scratch my head that hard it's turning into a donkey scrub"

Super Scrub

kids who buy Ovechkin and other hockey memorabilia, meanwhile they are scrubs at Hockey
Super Scrub by btxc4life January 21, 2010

Go Scrub A Goat 

To Scrub A goat is to say:
Get out of here.
I hate you get out of here

When Said with an accent ,

It is often used to make a person laugh , or vomit.
Go scrub a goat is very versatile but is a must for any awkward conversation or lasting friendship.
M:I want my phone Back Retard.

k:No , i'm txting My ex girl friend,

M:GIVE IT TO ME
K:NO , In a second
(phone breaks)
K:You can have it now
M:GO SCRUB A GOAT
A person who just loves to suck cock. Its just the best
"hot dang that chick is the biggest nub scrub I have ever fucking seen."
Nub Scrub by The FUCKING WATCHER September 7, 2016

Scattergun Scrub

A catchy synonym for "shotgun noob" a scattergun scrub is a player in any game featuring shotguns, that prefers the use of shotguns over precision weapons; especially due to lack of skill or adaptability.

I created the term specifically to address certain members of the Gears of War franchise.
"That kid keeps peppering every inch of the map with his shotgun, he's just another scattergun scrub.
Scattergun Scrub by Azaduur October 27, 2016