Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

Plasma Screen

Term used when a women has small straight asian ass that almost continuation of her back just like a plasma T.V screen!

Dude, Check out that plasma screen Lol
- Oh God ! Lol

by lorans January 12, 2014

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Closin yo screen

The act of hiding a nigga's cam after they say or do some dumb shit on tiny chat. Usually followed by the dancing Vegeta.

Subzero: "All ya niggas is gay"
Big_ass_Chadwick: "What you say Sub, oh oh, closin yo screen!"
Busterwooolf: *Posts the dancing Vegeta on his cam*

by busterwoooolf September 7, 2009

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by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

Dirty Screech

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except the poo is wiped on the victim's face in the pattern of Dustin Diamond's facial hair.

Dude, I didn't know you grew a beard.

I didn't I just got a Dirty Screech!

by PilotMikeTx October 1, 2006

screeched

adj. Describes one who is extremely intoxicated and removes his clothes despite popular approval.

Dude, Drew is fucking screeched.

by Nate June 4, 2004