swedish shoplifting

Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.

We went to town and did a little swedish shoplifting

by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025

Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.

“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

Swedish Washcloth

A sexual act in which the male party lays in a chair and masturbates with a washcloth over his face whilst the female party urinates over the washcloth, simulating the act of waterboarding

Oh man! I heard last night Trevor got the good ol’ Swedish Washcloth from his lady

by JoeMama7717 December 9, 2025

Swedish Dick

Swedish dick is a bick juicy fat cock attached to a swedish woman.

Swedish dick is a cock of a swedish woman
Oscar: Wanna fuck with me Sofia?
Sofia: *drops pants and dick flies up*
Oscar: I didn't know you had a bick swedish cock.

by SwedishBickLover March 14, 2023

Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone stick their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.

I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.

by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023

Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.

I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.

by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023