The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022
Get the Spanks Hankmug. I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
Get the douche-spankedmug. When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022
Get the Great British food spankmug. by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
Get the Fistful spankingmug. When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025
Get the Spanking Biscuitsmug. 
by OWL76 March 29, 2025
Get the Spanking a turkeymug.