Rule 59

If you know the rules off the top of your head, you are encouraged to kill yourself.

The exact orgin of the rules is in dispute, some say the chans, some say giai online, sill others something awful. what is agreed upon is that the rules are followed, almost cult like, across the communitys. rules like rule one and rule 14 are heavily enforced. the rules, are of course, modified to adap to the specific community they exist on. example, if one were to find this on a chan, the statment would be similar to "Anon, go and rule 59 yourself; or an hero, which is the pesudo way of asking somone to kill themself

by anon_602 August 5, 2008

Rule 4

No female apears to be unnatractive while performing felatio upon you.

John- "Dude that chick's ugly"
Tony- "Dude, rule 4: no girl looks bad with your dick in her mouth"

by fa-la-la-la-latio October 22, 2010

rule social b 99.1

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

2/3 rule

A rule that states that if a food item sounds 2/3 good, it must be good.

Originated at a Taco Bell, whereupon the creator was deciding whether or not to buy a Caramel Apple Empanada. The creator had no idea what an empanada was, but caramel and apple made it sound 2/3 good. The Caramel Apple Empanada turned out to be delicious, and thus the 2/3 rule was born.

Indecisive customer: "What's fried chocolate guano?"
Friend of indecisive customer: "I don't know, dude, but it sounds 2/3 good. By 2/3 rule, you have to try it."

by Rhiever April 21, 2009

road rules

An insane creation that the Yuppies of MTV bestowed apon mankind in order for them to relive their childhoods or masturbate to the stupid co-eds they choose to participate in their disturbing planned "reality show" in which these co-eds travel across the world doing pointless missions to win a bunch of pointless crap that is given to them for the sole purpose of corporate advertisement.

by tmarsh86 July 20, 2003

High School Rule

The rule that allows any Boy/Girl to date any other Boy/Girl, (regardless of age/grade) in the same high school.

The senior, Enrique, dated the freshman, Tanisha, and justified doing so by citing the High School Rule.

by lessthanadam October 27, 2006

Rules

Things that are made to be broken.

I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."

by I listen to Indie Music February 6, 2007