robert fortson

Thin layer of penis skin surrounding the shaft.

Baby I love when you lick my Robert fortson

by Guywithgun July 3, 2014

Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.

e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"

by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013

edward robert

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back

Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?

by Action woman May 14, 2015

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019

jaime roberts

if you have ever come into contact with Jaime you will know that he is horrible and he will do anything to get his own way and will hurt you and you wont even realise. he will make you life hell because all he does is steel, lie, pawn and a lot more but he will make it look like he is in the wrong but underneath all of that is a bunch of lies that if you think are the truth you will be damaged. so stay away from him.

STAY THR HELL AWAY FROM JAIME ROBERTS!!!!!!!

by rob stell April 4, 2019

Jaime Roberts

if you have ever come into contact with Jaime you will know that he is horrible and he will do anything to get his own way and will hurt you and you wont even realise. he will make you life hell because all he does is steel, lie, pawn and a lot more but he will make it look like he is in the wrong but underneath all of that is a bunch of lies that if you think are the truth you will be damaged. so stay away from him.

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM JAIME ROBERTS!!!!!!!

by rob stell April 4, 2019

JAIME ROBERTS

if you have ever come into contact with Jaime you will know that he is horrible and he will do anything to get his own way and will hurt you and you wont even realise. he will make you life hell because all he does is steel, lie, pawn and a lot more but he will make it look like he is in the wrong but underneath all of that is a bunch of lies that if you think are the truth you will be damaged. so stay away from him.

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM JAIME ROBERTS!!!!!!

by rob stell April 4, 2019