Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."

by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019

Robert Storms

All the worst things in life and history rolled into one to create something unspeakable.

I just went through Robert Storms and it’s giving me depression.

by 69BJS November 5, 2020

Robert Zemla

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.

"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"

by v njdkzHvbsd fgjk;/wg January 17, 2021

robert-loui

Sexy man

Ur hella robert-loui

by Sexyclout May 3, 2018

Robert knox

Problably the best character of the hit game Hitman 2. His main habitat is his research center in Miami. He has a daughter named sierra and owns the millions of dollars worthy company Kronstadt industrys. He works as CEO and researcher in his headquarters with a ton of bodyguards

Robert knox is the founder of Kronstadt industrys

by Degoinator January 18, 2023

Robert smiles

basically a queer crabby patty but in human form lolololol

dude robert smiles is so homosexual smh

by Dan Stickmans Husband February 1, 2022