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Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019
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Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.
He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole
by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019
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jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.
"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"
by GME April 21, 2014
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RoB

RoB America!
by Grandathertime August 23, 2025
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Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020
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Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.
‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’
by CreakingTom October 14, 2021
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Rob’s Pushee

The most sacred area on Rob’s body. Is destined to be fucked. Not to be confused with pussy or bussy.
“Man, why haven’t we fucked Rob’s pushee yet?”
by Wiser and Wider July 12, 2023
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