pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

pumpkin vine

to stick a soft penis in a vagina.

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.

by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008

Pumpkin-Poker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.

Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker!

by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009

pumpkin cupcake

The best person you will ever meet. They love popsicles and are close companions and allies with puffins. If you are a pumpkin cupcake, your friends are probably puffins. Or popsicles. Or cats.

I love that pumpkin cupcake!

by permpkincerpcake June 28, 2014

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

by Bear666 December 24, 2014

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013