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premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...
Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!
by elzi August 22, 2010
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premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 1, 2010
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premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text
Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"
by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010
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Premature Ejacuspending

When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.
" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"

-"What if the Steelers dont win"

-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
by javy06 February 25, 2011
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Pramazingly-beautiful

a way of looking amazing; only victoria looks this way; she looks this way everyday
Hello, you look opramazingly-beautiful today! :)
by lilwheezeman54 March 16, 2011
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pramazingly-beautiful

when a girl looks pretty, amazing, and beautiful all at the same time; only girlfriends can look this way.
You are so pramazingly-beautiful today.
by lilwheezeman54 March 16, 2011
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Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011
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