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Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.
Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
by Adathorrules January 12, 2012
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Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
by Anister October 19, 2012
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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018
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permablush

When one blushes to much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.
She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on
by M. Davey February 19, 2003
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permablush

When one blushes to much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.
She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on.
by M. Davey February 19, 2003
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permaflop

The state of permanent erectile dysfunctionalism - typically caused by witnessing something sexually disgusting.
DUDE I just saw your grandma get out of the shower.. it's enough to give me a permaflop!
by SilverShado March 28, 2003
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permafoot

a permafoot is the act when a foot it stuck all the way into a females or males (if your gerald or matt who enjoy taking it up the ass from mrs. saj) body
yesterday gerald was in the mood for some permafoot so mrs. saj and matt gave him a double permaifst up his loose anal
by matandgeraldrgaytogether May 14, 2006
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