Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017

patch it

Ignore it / them

1. I don't want to go out tonight
2. Patch it then.

by Ayynonahmoose February 4, 2017

Patch

To kill someone or completely eliminate a group of people, normally a gang.

"Don't listen to him his gang not on that for real they getting patched"
"I patched that goofy he was talking too much"

by Juicy_Jay May 13, 2021

patchesgnf

patchesgnf is my favorite mutual<3 she is the best!

are you following patchesgnf? no? ok i’m gonna murder you<3(/lh)

by myleelikesmen July 8, 2021

Prathamesh deshpande

One word - God .

I believe in prathamesh Deshpande

by Aintpratham November 24, 2021

Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.

Damn dude this quarter's a fucking watermellon patch

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009