Dolly Parton vaccine

A nickname for the COVID-19 vaccine. Usually used by gay people to praise the country singers 1 million dollar donation to the Moderna vaccine study and creation.

Person 1: "Have you received the Dolly Parton vaccine yet?"
Person 2: "No I'm still on the waiting list for the DPV"

by scared gay January 30, 2021

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Dolly Parton Shift

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”

Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.

by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

ethany Porhorny

A stuck up soy boy with no life

Ethany porhorny the simp

by Ethany Pohorny August 22, 2022

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

Jaxon parton

A sexual, massive, educational UNIT that is hard to stay away from.

Bro, Jaxon Parton was the highlight of the club, did you see how all the ladies were magnetized to him?

by Jaxon Parton October 16, 2022