Porch Monkey

Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch.

(not intended to be racist)

"Maaan, we've just been a couple o' damn porch monkeys today."

by davis st. May 2, 2005

Porch Monkey

1. A biker who enjoys hanging out on the porch with friends.
Race doesn't even come into play
This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age.

2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.

"That Porch Monkey really kept the chair on the ground today during the Isle of Man TT race".

by drdusty007 August 14, 2009

Porch - BQ

The act of grilling under your porch because it started raining half way through

I was going to grill last night but due to rain I had to porch - BQ instead.

by candiiigirli333 July 25, 2010

porch weed

A black man with heavy dreadlocks who sits on his porch smoking weed.
Mowen from dead island is a good example of a porch weed

Look at that porch weed over there smokin!

by The grey noble February 10, 2014

porchie

A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch

My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.

by Jimmyjames27 May 19, 2014

porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them

Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb

by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019