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by Niagda February 24, 2022
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old poor

A person or group that is accustomed to the life of a poor individual.

Used to differentiate between new poor and old poor.

The primary indicator is the stress level difference between the two, old poor individuals knowingly and easily change to a poor lifestyle with minimal stress understanding the sacrifices that need to be made to pay the bills and are content in the fact that they will likely be out of this state in a month or two.

A “keep your head down and keep moving” attitude associated with low finances.
In “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia,”

Mac: “They’re what’s called “new poor.” We’re old poor.”
by Honey Master August 16, 2021
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poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH
me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*
by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021
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poor boying it

Having to be fiscally careful and frugal because of a low bank.
I would like to meet for drinks and catch that band, but I am poor boyin it.
by ericmcc March 30, 2004
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poor blindness

Akin to ad blindness, this describes the behavior where a person is so used to seeing poverty that her mind just ignores it altogether as if it didn't exist.
Due to poor blindness, Milchom lived with content and joy regardless if he lived in the slums where everybody barely had food to eat.
by TiTo MeMing September 12, 2024
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Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024
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Piss on the poor

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.

Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j
An example

Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”
by anonymous October 3, 2024
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