pu pu platteur

The french way of saying poo poo platter,

*A platter of poo poo or Un plateau de poo poo

"bonjour passage de type au-dessus du pu pu platteur, sil vous plais"

by Sam Anderson June 13, 2006

Blue Plate Special

Out-of-state drivers pulled over by the police. Frequently used by Buckeyes (people from Ohio) to describe people from Michigan. Ohio license plates have been on a white background for years, Michigan license plates have been white lettering on blue since 1979 (the fancy license plates are relatively new). Other possible combinations include New Jersey or Delaware in Pennsylvania or New York, I'm sure there are others.

Some states have more restrictive traffic laws than their neighbors, and the police seem to enjoy it.

Typical holiday weekends there will be Blue Plate Specials all along Route 2.

by Old_Radio_Collector May 28, 2007

Party Platter

When there is semen, shit, vomit, and mustard on your cock and you stick it in a hoe's mowf

That hoe was down for anything so I offered her my best party platter.

by candigurrrrl July 17, 2009

blue plate special

when your sexual partner squats over you and shits on your chest while you sleep, usually out of frustration.

Realizing she was not about to have sex, Sally rolled over a drunken Stash and proceeded to give him the blue plate special.

by mark pat January 20, 2005

Prateek

To play a string instrument badly

Calesia: You messed up
Max: No he Prateeked

by Among us 747393 November 13, 2021

captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.

Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."

by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011