plastical

1. inclined toward or fitted for artificial or insincere money, payment, or credit represented by the use of a credit card or cards.
2. The feeling you get while sleeping inside a White Indian and suddenly it begins to slide and almost plummets over a mountain cliff were it not for the safety of a single metal rod poking out of the side of the mountain.

1. I felt it was plastical to buy a 5th fur coat after joining the PETA group.

2. I felt plastical the weekend i made a snowman on my friends front lawn.

by Alyssa Evans October 25, 2006

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Plastic dimin

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.

“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”

by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss January 1, 2012

devil plastic

Non-recyclable plastic, which is typically soft.

Don't tell me this bread's wrapped in devil plastic!

by PonyTrainBoi December 9, 2023

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025