Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

Pete's Type

Pete’s type is a girl that likes Pete. Or to expand it could be a girl that might like Pete.

It therefore could be used in a derogatory way towards girls that are not ‘fortunate’ looking as they could be ‘Pete’s type’

It could also be aimed at rather over weight girls that may of course be looking for a Pete and again therefore ‘Pete’s type’

Bubble's from Little Britain is definitely Pete's Type.

by Bubble love December 7, 2011

Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.

Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

soggy pete

A cleaner variation for a wet or stimulated vagina

I have a soggy pete right now.

by aurixadi13 April 4, 2023

Pete

Nickname given to any person/thing or place named jack.

Yo pete what you saying? to a person named Jack

by Oktargaryen February 9, 2023

butt plugger pete

A democratic flag that cares less about Ohio and more about Ukraine.

That butt plugger Pete ruined our water supply and is sure a toolbag .

by anonymous February 21, 2023

Pete Davidson NOOOO!!!

Goddamn algorithm!

Hym "Pete Davidson NOOOO!!! I typed in his name and now he's everywhere! 😭 Why, Pete Davidson!? Leave me alone! You can have all the women! Just get off my phone!" 😭

Iam "The stand-up is funny though. He's pretty funny."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023