Pearl Vision

When you bust a nut in your girl's eyes and she is temporarily given 20/20 vision.

Bro, I gave my girlfriend pearl vision and she saw my micropenis!

by Shack Daddy September 5, 2023

meat pearl

a clit,the man in the boat

i went down on my ladies big old meat pearl

by borgue April 27, 2007

easy pearkins

when something is achieved with mimimal effort, whereby something dispatched or acomplished with ease.
(commonly used in basketball)

Finley attacking garnet sends it right back in his face, Finley the seeeecond time !! Easy pearkins on the play !

by head beaver July 27, 2009

moms pearl necklace

the act of giving someones mom a pearl necklace. A.E cumming all around her neck after tit fucking her to death

hey dude, thats my moms pearl necklace!

by jay7500 December 21, 2010

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

Pooty Pearl

A tightly wound ball of semi-biomass made out of the compression of underwear lint, public hair, various vaginal matter and fecal matter that acts as an emulsifier. Commonly found in the underwear of unkempt women between the vagina and anus.

We were totally hooking up, but when I took off her underwear a shit ton of pooty pearls came tumbling out! So so sick.

by WankKing September 3, 2013

Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015