St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

patty cags

A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.

Yo, that guys got such swag who is that?
Oh, thats patty cags hes a beast

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

tea patty

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.

“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”

by Sorazo December 19, 2023

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

Patti

Verb v - to vex someone or to annoy something

"Hey John, what a fine day we have today!"
"Hey Kate, don't Patti me, you're scaring the birds!"

by wetcatwithahat March 24, 2025

Peppermint Patty

When a female shoves a candy cane up inside of her pussy hole, and part of it breaks off and starts to melt, as it would inside a mouth, and a man sucks out the candy cane juice.

Michelle shoved a candy cane up her pussy hole, and gave Derek a peppermint patty.

by Joe From Sacramento December 16, 2022