parker

sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it

*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!

by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009

parker

Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

by bella1025 August 1, 2016

fudge-packer

Gay, Arse shagger, Homosexual, Poof, Batty boy.

Shane Anderson is a fudge-packer

by The gimp April 18, 2003

Parker House

adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.

"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"

by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009

fudge packer

One who packs fudge. Examples may be found in the catering industry or on a street corner.

FUDGE PACKER
1) Someone who distrubutes fudge into packaging
2) The act of pushing ones faecias futher up the rectum by use of the penis

by Lloyd Woodford April 12, 2007

Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

fadge packer

One who packs half bales of wool, a complete retard usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

All the staff at rotorua Mitre 10.

A vegan homosexual

"Jimmy you slacker,stop bieng a poofter and help me pack these fadges".

"I'm geting out of here,Mitre 10 is full of fadge packers".

John: "Paul is such a fudge packer"
Steven: "No, he dosnt eat dairy, hes a fucken fadge packer!"

by Pond_Scumley December 24, 2007