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My Panda Bonerz 

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
My Panda Bonerz by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

whatever tickles your panda

synonym to meaning "whatever floats your boat"
or doing what the fuck you want.
friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."

The White Panda 

A pair of DJ's that dress up in panda suits for shows, known for making sick mashups.
The White Panda managed to make fitty cent sound good... damn.
The White Panda by intonym October 14, 2010

The Mexican Panda 

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
The Mexican Panda by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

Amanda Panda 

a nickname; a term of endearment for someone blessed to be named "Amanda." This nickname is usually given to someone who has an amazing family and fantastic friends and whose boyfriend adores her because of how fabulous she is.
Have you seen how gorgeous Amanda Panda's eyes are?
Amanda Panda by Amanda Panda o.O January 26, 2011

My Panda Shall Fly 

My Panda Shall Fly (MPSF) is an American heavy metal band from Los Angeles, California, formed in 1962. MPSF rose to international fame in the 1980s and was ranked as one of the "Big Four of Thrash," along with Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax, who were responsible for creating, developing and popularizing the thrash metal sub-genre.
My Panda Shall Fly is kinda the best band in da world.
My Panda Shall Fly by merryman November 25, 2010