putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

putting on slippers

Sleeping with a grandmother

I pulled at the bingo and took a grandma home. It was like putting on slippers

by MOTD March 19, 2015

putthole

Refers to one of the holes in a golf course.

"Alright! Good shot! Lets go to the next putthole"

by wiru_the_mangaka May 4, 2016

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

putterpat

PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.

Stop putterpatting, It's really annoying!

by Jeb Kerman January 4, 2017