T pose

T posing is one of the many ways to assert your dominance and increase your social status at school.

T pose is the best pose

by kirbyfan99 May 26, 2021

giraffe pose

mirror selfie done by stretching your arm until you feel like it’ll fall off

"man, that giraffe pose really hurt my arm”

by quarkies January 9, 2023

Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose

Taking a corporate photograph with Gotham City in the background. The usual pose is shoulders angled to the side, so you can tell the man is a power originator.

That's quite a nice Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose you have in your linkedin profile picture. Also kudos to your barber, that's a fantastic "LLoyd Christmas".

by Urukai July 14, 2012

the sebass pose

A pose when you have both of your hands on each side of your hips and where one of your feet is place on an object, making your leg bent at 90 degrees. The pose can be referred to as the Captain Morgan logo. The name came from a man by the name of Sebastian, at parties when he's really smashed, he tends to stay in that sebass pose for an extensive amount of time. Do this pose and you will for sure get laid.

Dude this one girl was giving me head while my right foot was on the bed
Damn you must've been doing the sebass pose!
The sebass pose?
Yeah dude, Sebastian does it all the time when he's drunk
Oh yeah that's right, I didn't realize that till now, what a dude!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that thing in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and read/copy other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.

by xograce. September 9, 2008

nocturnal poser

Someone who believe he/she can stay up the latest at night or often is only awake at night and sleeps in the day. However, his/hers belief is flawed because in reality he/she isn't staying up late at all.

Kai: "I stayed up until 9:00pm last night! I'm sooo nocturnal!"

Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."

by NocturnalChampion August 2, 2009

poser

Sometimes spelled "poseur," a poser is someone who attempts to assimilate themselves into a particular group with the intent to be accepted, usually on a very superficial level. Often the individual has little knowledge of the group and may adjust their physical appearance, attitude, and philosophies accordingly, and use other tactics to convince members of the group into thinking that they are legitmate. Posers are generally of adolescent age, and usually outgrow this behavior in their adult years. Posers are found in every sub-culture, although they are commonly referenced within the punk, gothic and metal communities. Some bands are seen as "posers" due to their extremely commercial, accessible appeal, giving the impression that they are concerned with popularity and not musical creativity. The term is often incorrectly used to refer to someone who listens to popular music or is otherwise interested in popular social trends; it is not unless this person claims to be part of something while having no real familiarity with it that they should be labeled as such.

Poser: "Yeah, I'm totally into metal..."
Sub-culture tpye: "Really? That's cool. Like who?"
Poser: "Slipknot, Korn, Linkin Park, shit like that."
Sub-culture type: "Do you like any of the classic shit, like Venom, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Exodus, or underground bands like Morbid Angel, Darkthrone, Deicide, Obituary, stuff like that?"
Poser: "Who are they?"

by Cody richeson April 30, 2006