Windows Media Player

the worst, most backwards media player ever compiled. Plays limited number of music formats (mainly used for windows shitty windows media files), uses an excessive amount of memory, has no good plug-ins, all plug-ins have to be bought and cost way the hell to much, and it can't even rip cd's to mp3 and doesn't even support mp4's like all its competitors (winamp, iTines, quicktime and real player). Basically another tool for microsoft to control most of the market share of everything. If you use windows media player, do yourself a favor and kill yourself or download winamp.

Windows Media Player sucks!

by mp4sarebetter November 24, 2004

Lacrosse Player

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.

Lacrosse player: Hey bro

by Lax Bro 38 July 9, 2011

CS Player

People whose soul meaning in life is to spend the majority of their time alone in their room,with a stack of old crusty porn mags,and Counter Strike playing 24/7 on their monitor.

Average CS players appearance is something akin to a mole with no fur,their eyes are red and swollen,and dried open,their skin is the color of porridge..more often than not seen at lans complete with buzzing flies,a large bucket nearby for toilet needs and the biggest stack of cheese and tomato pizzas you ever laid eyes on.

by Anthony Ainsworth March 4, 2003

Franchise player

n. A Girl/Guy you plan on building your life around. This person has all of the qualities and characteristics of the person you want to spend the rest of your life!

Cuffing season is coming up, and I'm looking for my franchise player this season.

by Willie Bee Man June 6, 2017

Bronze Overwatch Player

Someone who is so brain dead that they can't comprehend to get on the objective of the game or do anything helpful

Im capping the point
Orisa is on you
It's ok she's a bronze overwatch player

by Memer3000 August 18, 2018

dog shit player

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life

kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player

by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

Boss Player

One who pimps all the chicks.

I heard that Wilt Chamberlain banged over a thousand chicks.
"Damn n***a, he a Boss Player"

by Mad Stuntin May 13, 2005