Period

That time of the month when a girl/lady is about to kill anyone who annoys them. I advice you to stay away from anyone with a coochie. WARNING: IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CRIME THAS HAS BEEN DONE AFTER YOU ATTEMPTED TO ANNOY A GIRL ON HER PERIOD. FOR HELP AND PROTECTION BUY CHOCOLATE

Girl: hey can you pass me the controller

Boy: *throws it across the room as a joke*
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE ARE DONE DONT EVER TALK TO ME IN YOUR LIFE ASSHOLE
Boy: jeeeeeez calm down are you on your period or something

by Help I’m still running November 9, 2019

brobationary period

(n.) the time roughly between high school and college where women try to attract (bait) bros

Kevin: "So I hear Rachel has actually started dating people with unique personalities and control over their alcohol consumption."
Joe: "Yeah, her brobationary period ended this summer."

by fuckityow December 9, 2008

super period

When a bitch be on the rag for a month instead of a week.. Or shes being more of a bitch for an unusually long amount of time

Damn jessica must be on a super period.. She wont stfu about every little thing.

by TacticalTickler May 15, 2015

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

Micheal Jackson death period

When micheal Jackson died and the news channel would give up a live alien vid for how many times micheal Jackson wore a hat (useless things about him)

Joe:man they can't stop talking about him when will the micheal Jackson death period end!!!

by Xbix222 November 27, 2010

gay male period

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.

hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?

by Writingman25 April 21, 2008

period

girl's version of the transformation of the hulk, except the hulk does not intend to destroy every XY carrier in sight. enraged, angry, acting on nothing but hormones, grows in size, and focuses on prey that is ignorance of the danger: The XY carrier. In this change in female chemistry, female make Lil Wayne look like a choir boy.

After John didn't see the sudden change in his girlfriend's behavior due to her period, Joan was incensed, roared, and slammed John 20 ft. into the ground from her 5th story window.

by niceboi June 28, 2010