Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.

she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.

by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

Patty

A pathetic person that isn't worth arguing or fighting with.

He's not worth it mate, he's just a patty.

by zeem01 March 5, 2025

Patty Cake

Slang for clapping one's hands to a sick beat

I was playing patty cake to old Mcdonald last night. Grand old time.

by Winterleaf September 12, 2022

Fatty Patty Syndrome

Someone who is a bigback who eats a lot. Very common in olmeca. Can spread through touch. Commonly found in people 5’4/5’5

Sleeping on your stomach can be used as a way to reduce fatty patty syndrome temporarily.

by Fattypatty69 December 6, 2024

Patty

She's a woman with a backpack leaf blower. She handles her business. She's not fucking around with them leaves.

"Patty got herself stuck like a flipped turtle using her backpack leaf blower again"

by Peachykeene43 April 15, 2023

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

Peppermint Patty

When a female shoves a candy cane up inside of her pussy hole, and part of it breaks off and starts to melt, as it would inside a mouth, and a man sucks out the candy cane juice.

Michelle shoved a candy cane up her pussy hole, and gave Derek a peppermint patty.

by Joe From Sacramento December 16, 2022