hell my pants 

To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.

1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!

2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?

hell my pants by oxxer January 23, 2008

yuppie battle pants 

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

yuppie battle pants by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006

nuddy pants

Your nuddy-pants are, well, your no-pants. When you are wearing your nuddy pants you are in the nude. The background of this word is from the Georgio Nicolsen series written by Louise Rennison.

When Cj forgot to wear pants to school, Cassie told me he was wearing his nuddy pants.

nuddy pants by sHiNtSuKi-PeNgUiN June 13, 2004

sensitive pants 

a person "wears" the sensitive pants when they are emotional, pissed off, susceptible to start crying or to freak out. is unable to take a joke at times

"i'm sorry i bugged out. i was just stressed"

"its okay you were just wearing the sensitive pants"

sensitive pants by bernie<3 February 26, 2007

Pee your pants less 

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.

Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"

Pee your pants less by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011

The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit

At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

The guy in the goatskin pants by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010

The Pants 

Those floral pants a girl wears at school that makes her butt look huge.

GOD Damnnnnnn, she brought out "the pants" again.

The Pants by Foh Nem August 16, 2016