Callum Palm oil

Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.

“yo did you hear callum palm oil came out the closet?”
“oh yh it was expected”

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021

The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"

by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020

Ohio oil rig

Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.

I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.

by Phil cobbler April 29, 2022

Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023

Balkan oil check

licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.

"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."

by CP85 June 23, 2022

get'in the oil changed

When a lady friend comes over and for a small fee ,will give you a hand job.

Pauline came over last night and helped me change my oil. I usually change it my self,but its more fun with help.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.

by Raymond Beatle June 21, 2006

Exxon oil spill

This relates to the alaskan pipeline - if the condom full of shit ruptures inside the anus and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.

Oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this shit started oozing out. It was a major exxon oil spill!

by Chunky Luvr August 14, 2011