chinese officer sword

The sword of a Chinese officer

The chinese officer had a chinese officer sword

by SCR4P August 6, 2017

down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.

Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"

by Ternal May 20, 2011

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

trip to the principal’s office

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.

Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.

by MinDATucker March 29, 2020

Chief Pilot’s Office

The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.

Example:

“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”

by UnitedBusDriver April 18, 2020

Office Space Invader

Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.

Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.

Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"

Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"

Troy: "Well, did you find it?"

Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."

Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"

by Jachzehn July 25, 2010