you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 29, 2014

Fancy Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

Auto-Dutch oven

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022