a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)
noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."
by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 17, 2006
Get the noob on a stickmug. Usually refers to the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4 due to it's high power and wide kill radius, and especially it's easiness to use.
Alex over the headset on Xbox live:
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"
by Jboydope June 9, 2008
Get the Noob tubemug. It is the player in Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer, who runs with the infamous UMP45 sub machine gun around the map and spraying those 45. ACPs like no tomorrow.
Defined as a 'n00b' for the reason that this gun is actually WAY overpowered and practically has no recoil.
Typical 'ump n00b' setup:
UMP45 silenced
Any pistol with a tac knife (in case he runs out of ammo)
Marathon
Lightweight (or Cold-Blooded)
Commando (or Ninja pro)
Defined as a 'n00b' for the reason that this gun is actually WAY overpowered and practically has no recoil.
Typical 'ump n00b' setup:
UMP45 silenced
Any pistol with a tac knife (in case he runs out of ammo)
Marathon
Lightweight (or Cold-Blooded)
Commando (or Ninja pro)
1) xx1337sn1p3rxx: "OMG put down that n00b ump!"
2) kill3rleet: "geez, does this guy even know that there are other guns in this game?....."
3) xM3gaMast3rx: "UMP noob. Nuff' said. *rage quit*
2) kill3rleet: "geez, does this guy even know that there are other guns in this game?....."
3) xM3gaMast3rx: "UMP noob. Nuff' said. *rage quit*
by Reilly_sc May 18, 2011
Get the Ump noobmug. 1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
by chaosmastermind January 7, 2009
Get the scuba noobmug. a total suckage of a player or person, you can often be called this if you are performing badly or just plain suck. If some on calls you this you are automaticly lowest on the social pyramid.
by James hunter1 February 7, 2009
Get the [scrub noob]mug. by Noob Gamers December 19, 2008
Get the Noob Gamersmug. the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.
by xskwizmx March 18, 2010
Get the Noob rapemug.