Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

fluffy tomato

A. a really "happy" and hot anime character either involving a tomato, or having red hair.

B. fluff·y (flf)
adj. fluff·i·er, fluff·i·est
1.
a. Of, relating to, or resembling fluff.
b. Covered with fluff.
2. Light and airy; soft: fluffy curls; a fluffy soufflé.
3.
a. Light or frivolous: a fluffy musical comedy.
b. Lacking depth or precision; fuzzy: hazy, fluffy thinking that only confused the matter.
fluffi·ly adv.
fluffi·ness n.

1.
a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.
2. Slang A woman regarded as attractive.

Guy1: "mmm mmm did you see that fluffy tomato?"
Guy2: "man that's fresh like spaghetti, I'd eat that up and ask for seconds."

by InfiniteChaos13 June 15, 2010

Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021

Space tomato

A line used in a song by rupaul

Ru- whipping you up like a space tomato
Everyone- wtf is a space tomato

by Depressed lesbian February 14, 2021

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023