Nonce

A person who likes little girls or boys

I heard that tai jerked off to a 8 year old on video call.
He's a funking nonce.

by Bowilki April 30, 2022

Nonce

Pedo

Josh is a nonce

by Joe dad left for milk November 7, 2020

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.

"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"

by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024

Nonce or not

A fabulous series bringing us the most quality content by the one and only tic tac, Callum’s corner

*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021