Nonce

Joshua mccomish or alex olney ( i know that ur chinese boii)

Person 1 :Yo, what is that nonce doing ?
Person 2: oh thats josh/ alex, don't go near them!

by Chungus mc clungus February 7, 2020

nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Nonce

Some who says sweeties rather then sweets

My name is nibbles and i say sweeties because i am a nonce

by White guy jamie September 10, 2020

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020

Nonce

In uk slang you they use this as a compliment like calling them a nice friendly person

Man 1: you look like a nonce
Man 2: thanks you too

by A nonce January 20, 2022

Nonce

Nonce is a term used to describe a pedophile, Often used in the UK

Mercifuloni is a rate nonce

by KaydenOOTV March 16, 2021