jama jam

The strange phenomena in which women are naturally drawn to the jama without any input from said jama.
Guy 1: Did you hear Stacey fell for jama?

Guy 2: I'm not surprised. The jama jam strikes again.
by Djdicks January 05, 2017
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Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"
"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"
by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023
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Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.
We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.
by PBon February 27, 2022
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Nasty Jam

Noun. Can be used as another way of saying flu or sickbug
by Gingerboo January 15, 2018
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Stroller Jam

Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.
On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.
by Ms. Kei March 05, 2010
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Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.
Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
by BrompusWompus May 03, 2023
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Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.
by osan January 09, 2020
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