Illogical Marian Assumption

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.

The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Logical Marian Assumption

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.

Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

cheryl and mariana

These two have the most wholesome friendship in the world. Watch out cause these two are about to take over the world. Nothing can split them apart so don’t even try. There like sisters split apart at birth. When they are together its as if they are a goddess and can defeat anything their way. These two will remain friends for eternity and beyond, nothing can break them apart.

‘Who has the best friendship?’ ‘It has to be Cheryl and Mariana, they’re inseparable!’

by CherylandMariana April 6, 2020

Célia and Marianne

Two very dumb friends, a lil weird, but very lovely and without any sign of organisation. A wonderful mom-friend and a brilliant hair holder when u feel sick.

they are the best friends u can have! <33

"This gives me Célia and Marianne energy ^^"

by Antoinette...1010 June 11, 2021

my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024

To pull a Mariana

Is to drunkenly 'water-burst" a mouthful of water in the face of another drunk awesome handsome amazing person.

To pull a Mariana on me would be a big mistake!

by Usgyu October 29, 2023

Will and Mariana

Will and Mariana is the best couple in the world. They are made for each other and they way they look at each other is honestly so cute. They are inseparable. low key the world's greatest couple

'who are those people holding hands?'
"ohhhh thats Will and Mariana

by thatonegirlisatitagain February 18, 2025