Señora Mustache

Señora mustache is the title given to the loveliest lady in the land. This lady is very smart and has an incredible sense of style, her outfits are very extravagant and usually consist of the color green. she has an incredible sense of humor and usually indulges in a slightly edgy, more cold style of bathroom humor. Señora Mustache is the type of woman who loves making new friends and will befriend anyone who dares to connect eye to eye with her. Her charming demeanor and striking looks make any foe an instant friend and Señora mustache is never without a partner.

Guy 1: who was that chick laughing when I licked the snow sausage sculpture?

Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache

by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023

Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.

I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

by metalive69 October 12, 2015

Bottom honey mustard

The bottom of a honey mustard container that’s unable to be used due to the mass amount of crumbs

I don’t eat bottom honey mustard due to the crumbs

by Hurricanesteve May 7, 2018

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019

You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

Mista Big Bob

Mista Big Bob is a strain/brand of K2 Spice that was popular in the southern united states in the late 2000s. Its packaging featured an image of gangster spongebob holding a wad of money and wearing a luxurious pimp outfit. It was notoriously potent and caused several hospitalizations, with several users experiencing convulsions, muscle spasms, and stuttering after smoking a small amount.

Dwayne: fuck school nigga, blow mista big bob

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

hot mistake

A sticky mess or emphatically bad situation. Akin to "hot mess", though broader in definition and not necessarily pertaining to the appearance of a subject.

Man, I shouldn't have knocked up my chem teacher. This hot mistake has my world all FUBAR.

by Dark Bard January 2, 2009