When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.
by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024
Get the The Murphymug. The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.
Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
by LDizzle10 December 19, 2018
Get the Murphymug. by Swuduusud May 29, 2019
Get the Dan Murphymug. by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021
Get the Lucas Murphymug. <.7.9.7.6.>Exe-Keep-Any-Estrada-Discard-To-The-Estrada-aLa-Murphy-Keep-And-Acquire-The-Sense-I-Breathe-Exe<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Exe-Keep-Any-Estrada-Discard-To-The-Estrada-aLa-Murphy-Keep-And-Acquire-The-Sense-I-Breathe-Exe<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Exe-Keep-Any-Estrada-Discard-To-The-Estrada-aLa-Murphy-Keep-And-Acquire-The-Sense-I-Breathe-Exe<.7.9.7.6.>mug. the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
Get the Murphy's Razormug. by kelly kelly December 22, 2020
Get the Eloise Murphymug.