kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick
by kyle depenning December 14, 2006
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Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?
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Get the mother brother mug.One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.
The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.
I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
by Ying Yang October 7, 2006
Get the earthen mother mug.Crazy like a Fox a.k.a Crazy Mother Foxer is a type of human petite blonde girl that lives in the southeastern part of the united states. She inhabits the jungles of Miami. She displays her Russian Irish culture with veracious optimism and an unrelenting passion. She claims domain over a section of the Biscayne Bay. Her powers of persuasion are legendary. She is prone to wild fits of hugging. Also she has great strength and can reach great speeds out in the open.
Mumza- Who's that walking around over there?rrrrrr.....
Matt- Oh, that's just that Crazy Mother Foxer that lives around the corner.
Matt- Oh, that's just that Crazy Mother Foxer that lives around the corner.
by Crazy Mother Foxer July 5, 2010
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