The Book of Mormon

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN

1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"

by yo...danganronpa June 12, 2023

Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

mormons soaking mormons

mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023

Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar

Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations

by Knmagor March 30, 2023

Mormon Soda

When you jizz inside of diet soda

He suggested to make her a fresh Mormon soda.

by WordsmithG June 15, 2024