four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

Monster Dunk

When any person at any height jumps over three feet in the air, dunks with two hands and bends the rim down so hard that it causes the whole basket to shake and possibly the backboard to shatter.

Shaq did a Monster Dunk it so hard that he brought the whole basket down and destroyed it

by sexmachine32 October 24, 2010

milk monster

A baby,small child still on the bottle or breast

here comes anna with the milk monster in the pram

by sandmaster October 19, 2003

geet monster

synonym for the term 'crack head'

I just got chased down the street by 3 geet monsters when i wouldn't give them a dollar

by J.R. September 6, 2004

Flog The Monster

To masturbate;Male only; To give pleasure to ones self by Strokeing ones Private area.

Dude, i flog the monster 8 times a day! My wrist hurts!

by Dj JynXx June 11, 2006

Walking With Monsters

A BBC document that shows how early life evolved before the dinosaurs. Features Haikouichtys, Anomalocaris, Cephalaspis, Brontoscorpio, Pterygotus, Hynerpeton, Hyneria, Petrolacosaurus, Mesothelae, Dimetrodon, Edaphosaurus, Gorgonops, Scutosaurus, Diictodon, Lystrosaurus, and Euparkeria.

Walking With Monsters taught me about life!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.

by Meesh W. February 4, 2009