Mormon Steeple

Occurs when a Mormon male becomes visibly aroused in church while staring at a family member.

Jacob's sister is so hot. If I were him I'd never lose my Mormon Steeple.

by Norco Nobody April 17, 2015

mormon tinder

The best thing you will ever find....people that use mormon tinder have a 200% chance of finding a hot soul mate

I just found my spouse though mormon tinder

by Mormon Tinder June 16, 2018

Mormon

Mortal enemy. Never trust a mormon. Modern day evangelicals usually have ties to the cops and school districts..

Yeah that mormon is an infiltrator.. She throws rocks at my window all the time. Mormoms..

by Gayle777 July 5, 2018

Mormon

The cristian group who believes in the Book Of Mormon
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything

1:Dude, you see Rebecca yet?
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang

Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!

by Sad Bills Fan 2 December 24, 2018

Mormon

1. A derogatory term, or the equivalent of the "N-word," for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who are often falsely accused of worshipping Mormon. (See definition 2 below.)

2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.

Those Mormons are stealing our women!

by completegraph March 16, 2021

monyon

meaning cash, bread, money or whatever the **** you call it

MONYON MONYON!!!!!

by sohodouble0 October 19, 2022

The Mayor of Monon

A sexual act. You must cum into the eye of your partner. and then punch them in the same eye. You then must ask them "Yeah, you like that son?" in a backwoods hillbilly accent.

I hooked up with this chick last night and made her The Mayor of Monon.

by TheMayorofMurica June 26, 2018