Gush monkey

A person who is extremely gushy in the emotional sense.

Dawn: You are the best guy ever. I can't believe we are in this relationship. I've always wanted someone like you in my life.

Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.

by gushmonkey May 10, 2011

spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.

faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua

by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.

Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022

maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.

“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”

by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016

Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.

Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.

by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020