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Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them
Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!
by Nicky J! April 23, 2009
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Gush monkey

A person who is extremely gushy in the emotional sense.
Dawn: You are the best guy ever. I can't believe we are in this relationship. I've always wanted someone like you in my life.

Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.
by gushmonkey May 10, 2011
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monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.
the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.
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Monkey bomb

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018
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Monkey Trumpet

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet
by Seeryulz May 16, 2020
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chotch monkey

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.
by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016
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monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
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